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Endorsed by the one dentist that didn't recommend chewing Trident Gum.
Updated: 14 weeks 9 hours ago Obama Blissfully Ignores Climate-GateAfter all, he is the smartest man in the room. Just ask him.
The controversy swirling around the leaked e-mails of climate scientists apparently trying to downplay data and exclude dissenting opinions has led to calls for President Obama to skip this month’s climate summit in Denmark until the e-mails can be investigated.
Instead, the White [...]... Read the rest of "Obama Blissfully Ignores Climate-Gate"
Another Proud DayYesterday was a pretty good day at the Earp Ranch. Erik, our 5-year old, was chosen as the Peacemaker of the Month for his kindergarten class. His school chooses one student from every class who helps his fellow students, practices good manners, and good discipline. The winners are presented with the award [...]... Read the rest of "Another Proud Day"
Another War Hero Is DishonoredYesterday, I posted about Van Barfoot, a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient who is being dishonored by his homeowner’s association. Apparently, this week is “Frak with Heroes Week.” Take this story, for example. You may want to wrap your head in duct tape beforehand.
CJ from A Soldier’s Perspective is currently dealing with [...]... Read the rest of "Another War Hero Is Dishonored"
Weekend Caption ContestLove Rollercoaster Caption Contest
(Source: Break.com)
Submit your caption for this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 7th. (A date which will live in infamy.)
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang... Read the rest of "Weekend Caption Contest"
Philly Has The Dumbest Criminals AroundIf this idiot was really smart, he would pull the trigger and help increase the country’s average IQ.
Pam sent me this story, and I just shook my head. First, this guy is typical of the felons we come into contact with at work. Second, the robbery happened in my division, and one of [...]... Read the rest of "Philly Has The Dumbest Criminals Around"
Study: All Men Watch Pr0nGee, ya think? They needed a study to tell them that?
Scientists at the University of Montreal launched a search for men who had never looked at pornography – but couldn’t find any.
Researchers were conducting a study comparing the views of men in their 20s who had never been exposed to pornography with [...]... Read the rest of "Study: All Men Watch Pr0n"
Homeowner’s Assoc. Dishonors War HeroIf this story does not make your blood boil, I don’t know what will.
90 year-old Colonel Van Barfoot has until Friday to remove the flagpole from his yard.
Barfoot lives in the Sussex Square community in western Henrico County. He moved there in July, and was ordered to remove the flagpole from his front lawn when [...]... Read the rest of "Homeowner’s Assoc. Dishonors War Hero"
Happy Birthday, Julia!Yeah, she’s holding on to that $20 like nobody’s business. I figure she’s trying to get a ride to the Gap.
Today is my daughter Julia’s first birthday. The missus will tell you that she’s Daddy’s Little Girl, and that’s probably true. She gravitates toward me, even though Mommy changes the bulk of [...]... Read the rest of "Happy Birthday, Julia!"
Humpday History HighlightSay what you want about the people of Philadelphia, but we’re nothing if not loyal. We can also be crafty, rat bastards, but believe me, it’s for a good cause.
Take Lydia Darragh, for instance. What, you don’t know the story of America’s first spy?
December 2, 1777 – Philadelphia Nurse Overhears Plot To Attack [...]... Read the rest of "Humpday History Highlight"
Tiger Woods Admits “Transgressions”Putz.
THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. – Tiger Woods said he let his family down with transgressions he regrets “with all of my heart,” and that he will deal with his personal life behind closed doors.
His statement Wednesday follows a cover story in Us Weekly magazine that reports a Los Angeles cocktail waitress claims she had a 31-month [...]... Read the rest of "Tiger Woods Admits “Transgressions”"
Four Washington Police Officers AssassinatedThere’s a murderous coward hiding somewhere in Washington state today. Hopefully, he will be hunted down like a dog and captured quickly.
SEATTLE — Four police officers were shot dead in a targeted ambush at a Washington state coffee house, a sheriff’s official said Sunday. The attack occurred at Forza Coffee Co., east [...]... Read the rest of "Four Washington Police Officers Assassinated"
Iran Remakes “Duke Nukem”Every time you turn around there is another news story profiling Iran’s controversial nuclear program. Iran claims that the program is for strictly peaceful purposes. The sane world believes that it is working toward a nuclear arsenal. Eventually, Iran is going to dance with another country, and it is not going to [...]... Read the rest of "Iran Remakes “Duke Nukem”"
Polish Zoo Puts “Cavemen” On DisplayAnd people wonder why Polish jokes are so popular:
WARSAW, Poland – Visitors to Warsaw’s zoo are being greeted by two “Homo sapiens” peering out from a cage — humans in animal skins trying to spark interest in man’s caveman ancestors.
Organizer Maria Mastalerz says the weeklong “performance” aims to attract interest in a play, “Caveman,” showing [...]... Read the rest of "Polish Zoo Puts “Cavemen” On Display"
People Of WalmartApparently, these people are much more behaved this year.
VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. – Crowd control at all Walmart stores in New York appears to be smooth a year after a security guard was crushed to death by a stampede of shoppers.
Nassau County District Attorney Kathleen Rice says in a statement that her office is [...]... Read the rest of "People Of Walmart"
Victoria Beckham: Agony Of The FeetAnd remember, in the event of a water landing, Victoria’s breasts can be used as a flotation device.
Victoria Beckham is known for her love of sky-high heels as a wardrobe staple, but could the daily stress of six-inch stilettos finally be taking its toll on the former Posh Spice?
According to a report in the U.K.’s [...]... Read the rest of "Victoria Beckham: Agony Of The Feet"
Murder Suspect Walks Out Of Philly PrisonGod, I love this freakin’ town!
So, can someone ’splain this to me, because I recently suffered brain damage. How can an accused murderer – “accused,” yeah right – walk past a bunch of prison guards, get through a few locked doors, and step out to freedom without so much as a, “Hey, whatcha doooo-in?”
Freakin’ [...]... Read the rest of "Murder Suspect Walks Out Of Philly Prison"
Weekend Caption ContestKatie Couric Bump Drafting Caption Contest
(Source: Gawker)
Oh yeah, Katie Couric is perky, alright. Submit your caption to this photo in the comments section, or e-mail me your photoshop entries. The winners will be announced on Monday, November 30th. Good luck!
Other Current Contests:
Cowboy Blob (I WON here last week!)
Family Security Matters
Military Times
Rodney Dill
RT
Wizbang... Read the rest of "Weekend Caption Contest"
Tiger Woods Injured In Auto AccidentApparently he did not have a long, straight drive on this hole. What? I’m just sayin’.
Tiger’s condition has been quoted as critical, serious, and stable. Believe it or not, that’s the usual fare from a hospital. Most people are listed in critical at first, then updates vary considering how [...]... Read the rest of "Tiger Woods Injured In Auto Accident"
About That Surgery . . .It started by fighting Philadelphia rush hour traffic at 6:30am. I had to be in the office by 7:30, so it was an early start. We arrived at the doctor’s office, opened the door, and saw a packed house. Apparently the doc performs many of these Mohs surgeries during a average day, [...]... Read the rest of "About That Surgery . . ."
USS John F. Kennedy Looking For A HomePsst! Hey buddy, ya wanna own an aircraft carrier? Cheap?
The USS John F. Kennedy, which is currently docked in Philadelphia, is now available as a donation from the Navy. But not just anyone can take the keys and sail it down the Delaware.
By law, it can go only to a state or local [...]... Read the rest of "USS John F. Kennedy Looking For A Home"
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