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Philly Is FunnyWhen all you want to do is sleep in onWhen all you want to do is sleep in on a Saturday but your neighbors plumbing line breaks in the middle of the night so your now kept awake by the beautiful sounds of a jack hammer.... Read the rest of "When all you want to do is sleep in on"
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Wish List Item #5A strip club that will pay me for having to look at the one obligatory 40 year old biker chick stripper.... Read the rest of "Wish List Item #5"
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Teamsters Union Pickets Red Cross, Summons Vampires Area vampires, such as this one, have upped attacks on innocent humans and Red Cross blood drives
In yet another foray into Philadelphia institutions and the unions that drive them, the local chapter of the Teamsters union is feuding with none other than the Red Cross. Yes, the non-profit organization that makes sure life preserving blood is available to medical facilities all around the world.
Not only have they been accused of blocking trucks carrying blood, but local vampire incidents have suddenly spiked as well leading union opponents to accuse the union of trying to creat... Read the rest of "Teamsters Union Pickets Red Cross, Summons Vampires"Categories: Philadelphia blog stories
Wish List Item #4A Tom-Tom that can navigate me to the fastest line in a department store.... Read the rest of "Wish List Item #4"
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You know you’re having a bad day when…When you leave the house with two different colored shoes on anda coworker tells you that there’s a mysterious grease stain on the back of your pants that runs down your leg.... Read the rest of "You know you’re having a bad day when…"
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Wish List Item #3An asshole button for face to face conversation.... Read the rest of "Wish List Item #3"
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This one’s for you Intense Creepy Alone Guy in a strip clubYou walk in alone and sit by the bar not saying a word to anyone. It’s a strip club but your intense and filling the room with tension. You stare at the girls as they dance in front of you barely blinking or moving a muscle. The dollars you hand out are few and far between. When you choose a girl for a lap dance she’s usually the least attractive girl in the club to fuel your inferiority complex. After having your balls crushed for forty five minutes you go back to the bar and order a Budweiser with a shot of tequila because now “it’s a party”. Look out for you cruel world your coming to get it, and this party don’t stop until every person in the club is a little nervous that one of the girls dancing may never be seen again after you kidnap and murder her.... Read the rest of "This one’s for you Intense Creepy Alone Guy in a strip club"
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You know you’re having a bad day when…You go outside to grab the paper from your step and you have to watch your neighbor dump his chemical toilet into the sewer while wearing nothing but a bathrobe.... Read the rest of "You know you’re having a bad day when…"
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Wish List Item #2A walking stick that doubles as a chick magnet.... Read the rest of "Wish List Item #2"
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PhillyIsFunny.com steals Philadelphia logo idea, runs with it Philly's logo ain't got nuttin' on ours
This week, our city unveiled a new logo to help show how inviting Philadelphia really is to business. We liked the idea so much that we decided to just plain gank the logo from the city and make a version that fits the message we want to show the world.
PIF 1. Philadelphia marketing chumps 0.
Since buying this domain we had all sorts of ideas for it. It’s usually the thing we talk about most when we are drinking vodka out of strippers shoes. So, you know, it’s kind of important we get it right.
When I saw the new Philadelphia logo, I knew it was the right time to stop drinking vodka from sho... Read the rest of "PhillyIsFunny.com steals Philadelphia logo idea, runs with it"Categories: Philadelphia blog stories
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