I’ve noticed that other bloggers have contests on their sites, so I thought that it might be fun to have one here..http://jessikahjarta.blogspot.com/
I’m not a humorist, in fact, Good Humor ice cream instantly melts when I touch it. I don’t think I’ve ever intentionally tried to write something funny. I like to write about things from my life or current events. Sometimes I write erotica or about cotton candy sort of nonsense that comes to mind, but I don’t sit down and think, “How do I make this funny?� I guess I just don’t think playfully, which means I am boring and way too serious. Although, I do like launching toilet paper down grocery store isles. I usually have a receiver.
When I’m not playing the role of mommy, I like to be a little silly. I've been known to dance, sing or kiss in public places. While I was growing up, I loved to make my friends laugh. But lately, I’m just way too serious. Readers, please help me giggle. In fact, all (ten) of my readers could use a laugh.
Email me your original, short humor essay within the next two weeks. If yours is the most amusing tale, it will be posted on my site, and you shall be declared the most clever and comical of them all--and you will be adorned with a t-shirt designed by me. And, if you want, I will provide a link back to your site (if you have one). However, if you want to remain anonymous, I will post with your pen name and still send you the t-shirt (after you tell me your size and where the hell to send it.)
*It would be cool if you had a photo taken of yourself wearing the shirt, so I could post it on my site. However, that is up to the quipster…
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