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Albie, dahling....just get ....MARRIED

Prince Albert of Monaco (son of Philly's own Grace Kelly) likes to do it the old fashioned way: paternity tests.

Well...I guess with all that money, his own tiny country, and the family lore, it's no wonder women want to get in his pants....if you like balding millionaires, that is. (I don't, and I'm not offering)

But seriously, what is wrong with these progeny of Grace's? Each one has had well...lots of wild oats to sow....who knew Albie just took notes, watched his sisters F-up and stayed below the radar all these years (clever boy)...jeez..it's that old cliche of a "girl in every port" updated for DVD and Internet....

Well, at least we know that Albie can perform...one question: why not just get married instead of being a royal sperm bank for bastards?

LOL, maybe Princely Dude should have been born a Polygamist to spread the "Big Love" - Let's see...a stewardess/flight attendant. A waitress. Hmmmm..who's up next? Shop Girl? Barista? Secretary? Female NASCAR driver? Librarian?

Reporters Seek Monaco Prince's Daughter

By JEFF WILSON
The Associated Press
Friday, June 2, 2006; 6:24 AM

PALM DESERT, Calif. -- People in this resort town already knew Jazmin Grace Grimaldi was an honor student, science fair winner and student of the month.

To that list of credentials, they now know she is the daughter of a prince.

Prince Albert II of Monaco acknowledged through his lawyer that the 14-year-old girl is his out-of-wedlock daughter.

Albert "officially recognizes a paternity that was legally established a few weeks ago," attorney Thierry Lacoste said in an interview published Thursday in France's Le Figaro.

The revelation sent hordes of reporters and photographers flocking to the desert two hours east of Los Angeles, where residents quickly responded protectively.

"Leave that poor girl alone!" a woman in a car yelled......French media reported her mother is a former waitress, and state records list a Tamara Jean Rotolo as a salesperson at a Palm Desert real estate office.

Confirmation that the 48-year-old bachelor prince was Jazmin's father came less than a year after Albert acknowledged that he fathered a 3-year-old boy out of wedlock with a former flight attendant.

French media reports said he had a fling with Jazmin's mother when she vacationed on the Cote d'Azur in the south of France in 1991. Jazmin's March 4, 1992, Riverside County birth certificate lists her father as Albert Alexandre Louis Pierre Grimaldi of Monaco.

And....

Telegraph.co.uk: I have a second love child, admits Monaco prince

Prince Albert of Monaco admitted yesterday that he had fathered a second illegitimate child following an affair with a waitress.

The prince's lawyer said that Monaco's ruler was the father of 14-year-old Californian schoolgirl, Jazmin Grace Rotolo, following his affair with her married mother, Tamara Rotolo, when she was on holiday in Monaco in 1991.

...It is Prince Albert's second acknowledgement of paternity within a year.

Last year, shortly after he took over as ruler of the tiny principality following the death of his father Prince Rainier, Prince Albert admitted that he had fathered Alexandre Coste, now aged three, following his affair with a Togolese air stewardess, Nicole Coste.