"How could hip-hop be dead if Wu-Tang is forever?" Mr. Rza, when you're right, you're right. The new Wu album, 8 Diagrams, is due out this summer.
Speaking of super heroes, Albert Hammond Jr. is another musician who spends his down time fighting crime in the streets. But instead of using some slick armoured car like The Rza, he just uses his bigass tour bus. Hey, whatever works.
Berks County, PA is also on the Wu bandwagon: some of y'all might know it for its wallabies. Experts have confirmed the similarity of 'roos and Wus. “They’re violent when confined or restrained,” humane society officer Dylan Heckart said Tuesday. “They can definitely injure a human being badly.”
Oh, Boston Herald. You're really not helping the city's image any when you run a feature hyping this guy as New England's first Wu-Tang affiliate. For more unintentionally comedic quotables than I can count on my fingers and toes, read the full article. And for the very intentionally comedic quotables, read the comments Roxone is sure to leave in response over the next hour or so.
Download: Wu-Tang Clan - "Shame On A Nigga"
Download: Albert Hammond, Jr. - "Cartoon Music For Superheroes"
