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Sometimes a Guitar is Just a Guitar...

Welcome to the future, one ruled by the newly enboldened American Taliban, a nanny state that sees indecency and obscenity at every turn. From Fox Sports:

Prince's acclaimed performance included a guitar solo during the "Purple Rain" segment of his medley in which his shadow was projected onto a large, flowing beige sheet. As the 48-year-old rock star let rip, the silhouette cast by his figure and his guitar (shaped like the singer's symbol) had phallic connotations for some.

As referenced by the pole poll on the above linked article, somewhere around 17% of our fellow citizens are what I like to refer to as batshit insane. Just like Paunxsataney (sp?) Phil, apparently bad things can happen when we see our shadows. I thought John Ashcroft and the covered Boobies of Justice were gone? Next think you know they be putting a "black bar" on the Washington Monument and a burka on the Statue of Liberty!?!

Stop the Presses

A male rock star can use a guitar as a phallic symbol? Rock and roll has something to do with sex?

Just a guitar

I could have sworn I'd heard somewhere that he'd named that guitar 'Johnson'.

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